Thursday, June 11, 2009

Unemployment in Australia at 5.7%

UNEMPLOYED

WILL DO ANY

PAID

WORK

Monday, June 1, 2009

Holden just doesn't get it


On the day General Motors has filed for bankruptcy, Holden, their Asia-Pacific subsidiary has announced they're in a great position. They are in the process of implementing some revolutionary technologies to their six cylinder engines which power their enormous Australian cars. Australians are already lining up to spend their Rudd government stimulus package on the new engines.
Out of excitement, millions of Australians who are losing their jobs due to the economic downturn are buying Holdens from their separation packages.